Denice: a definition
DENICE (/de-nēs/)
Etymology 1: female var of the Greek name Dennis meaning belonging to Dionysus, the Greek god of wine. According to Greek mythology, the women belonging to Dionysus were drunk psychopaths. They were called the Bachannals, literally translated to crazy women of the mountains . Go figure.
Etymology 2: from the root word nice meaning pleasing, agreeable + the prefix de meaning to undo thus:
1. v. to make something unusual and unagreeable, such as wearing snow boots in the Philippines, but not to the point that it is horrifying. When it becomes horrifying, that is now called (*censored*). (example: to denice an outfit.)
2. n. a. a crazed soi-disant histrionic who cannot stop wishing for a red pogo stick. b. a weirdo. (example: You are such a denice!!!!!)
3. usually vulgar. used to express severe dissatisfaction or irritation of a mother to her child who, through every rousing technique known to man, sleeps through the entire day. (example: DENICE!!!!! ano ba!! alas huwebes na! di ka pa ba babangon dyan????!!!!! DENICE NAMAN O!!!!!)
4. n. somebody God had meant for greater things.
Bes,
Welcome aboard to the Blogosphere. *hugs*
And of course, just like writing a thesis–a long and complicated thesis called Denice’s Life–you just had to make a Definition of Terms first. =)
we had acknowledgements first. but it just seems so pointless to thank surf&dine now that they’ve closed. (sad but true).
Hoohah! Errr… don’t ask about the greeting. Ewan ko ba kung san nanggaling yun…
And are we talking about the same dude whose head I wanted to bash out after hearing the things you told me about? The dude that I said, “Eh, mejo pandak naman at mukhang presko eh???” Ahehe!
Haaaaay… miss you girl.
Ay punyeta maling entry… teka, copy and paste na eto.
Ewan ko ba… either sobrang tanga ko or mejo baliw blog mo (parang ikaw? Ay teka, di ka naman mejo baliw eh. SOBRA. Ahehe!). I clicked on the comments thinggie for your latest entry, pero ang binagsakan ng comment ko eh yung denice definition entry mo. Pffft. Ok, take two. Action!
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Hoohah! Errr… don’t ask about the greeting. Ewan ko ba kung san nanggaling yun…
And are we talking about the same dude whose head I wanted to bash out after hearing the things you told me about? The dude that I said, “Eh, mejo pandak naman at mukhang presko eh???” Ahehe!
Haaaaay… miss you girl.